“I don’t need no wheels, I don’t need no gasoline…”
- Beck
You’re walking down the road in a desert; open space for miles and miles. All you have with you is a backpack containing a bottle of water, a monkey wrench, a book of “Yo Mama” jokes and a bottle of Thierry Mugler perfume, which you were going to give to your aunt as a thank you for having you, except that your car broke down 7 kilometers ago and you’ve realised that you’re not going to get to your aunt’s in time for the party.
When suddenly a T-Rex pops out of nowhere and growls at you: “Gimme your bag! And your shoes!”
What do you do?
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You toss him the bag and tell that dino to forget about your shoes, because you’d never give up your souls.